Thursday, August 21, 2008

You Know You Drink Too Much Coffee When...

Here's a few of my favorite:
  • You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
  • You lick your coffeepot clean.
  • You can type sixty words a minute with your feet.
  • You don't sweat, you percolate.
  • You've built a miniature city out of plastic stirrers.
  • You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee.
  • You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.
  • You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.
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