- You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
- You lick your coffeepot clean.
- You can type sixty words a minute with your feet.
- You don't sweat, you percolate.
- You've built a miniature city out of plastic stirrers.
- You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee.
- You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.
- You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.
Thursday, August 21, 2008
You Know You Drink Too Much Coffee When...
Here's a few of my favorite: